-owner of Sylvia Plath swag or trinkets
-graduated from a "genuinely public" high school
-one parent was an immigrant
-"One of the most brilliant students"
-"One of the two or three finest instructors"
-cum laude or better
-published before age 10
-had a scholarship
-had a fellowship
-picked your nose and stuck its contents beneath a desk
-big eater
-wrote spitefully in your diary
-upon seeing a man's genitals became very depressed
-consulted Tarot cards
-had sex with someone because you liked their mind
-somewhere there's a recording of you reading your work
-saw your mother as little as possible
-cottage in the country
-focused
-sexy as all getout
-sibling with Ph.D.
Scoring:
19-21 You're Sylvia's double, and that counts for a lot these days.
15-18 Why do you so identify with her?
10-14 Getting there
5-10 Foot's in the door
0-5 You disappoint us
[See also "Things Aurelia Plath Did Not Say to Sylvia"]